Flatulence. The Internet. Demographics.
I was recently looking through the logs to this web server, as I was bored at the time, and ran across the page that continues to get the most hits. When I was a freshman in college I ran across a text file that described in detail the chemical reactions that cause flatulence. Being amused with the serious treatment of something so silly, I converted it to html and put it on the web.
If you want to check it out, here it is:
THE FACTS ABOUT FLATULENCE - by Margaret C. McDonald
This leads me to believe that the theory that I came upon in sixth grade is actually a law.
FART = FUNNY
Seriously, ask any man or boy in the key demographics of 1-18 and 18-35 and you will find this to be fact. I am sure that there are rules, specific limiting factors, and other constraints to which this is true, but I'll leave that for the internet to figure out.
Attached is a fake graph of these demographics, which proves my point. This is the internet, I don't need proof. Trust my numbers, even if they are completely fabricated. You will find a resurgence in flatus humor in retirement.